Juke? Is that you?

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
12/28/2013 at 18:19 • Filed to: None

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Bonus: my wife spotted it and drove halfway across the parking lot so I could take the pic.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 18:20

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I didn't think it was possible to make this vehicle look any more silly.

Clearly, I was wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 18:22

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Rally lights?! 1000+ Bonus points


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 18:25

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Question to Dusty Ventures, if he is reading this. Any Jukes in rally, and why are they not in WRC?


Kinja'd!!! joemcm > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 18:30

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I'm going to be completely honest and say I like it...

If it's actually modded to rally. Which probably isn't the case, but one can dream. The Juke would be a cool-ass rally car.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > joemcm
12/28/2013 at 18:33

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I'm on the fence on this one.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/28/2013 at 18:34

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Nissan has no intention to enter WRC, as far as I know, and that looks like the little add on, NISMO promised.

Could also be cheap aftermaket bits.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/28/2013 at 18:37

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The only rally Juke I know of is this derpy looking thing running rally raid (Dakar style). It's not in the WRC because Nissan hasn't paid to compete in the WRC and because the Juke is too big.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
12/28/2013 at 18:42

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Damn, it seems like it would make a good rally car.


Kinja'd!!! merkyg > Dunnik
12/28/2013 at 18:52

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It looks like someone hit a Nissan Micra until it started turning into an Aztek. They're horrificly ugly things.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 18:58

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I like it. Red and white work very well together, rally lights are always welcome, and I can't help but love the colour-coded wheels.

I still don't really like the Juke, though. It's a hatchback - I like those - that's pretending to be a mini SUV - I really hate the crap out of those - and the face is less 'quirky' more 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dusty Ventures
12/28/2013 at 19:17

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That is funky looking!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Dusty Ventures
12/28/2013 at 19:22

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my opinion on this "derp"


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 19:50

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Needs MOAR rally lights...those holes at the bottom would be perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Tom McParland
12/28/2013 at 19:53

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I think it needs those stick on eye lashes over the headlights.


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 21:26

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This is 0% cool. As I have said before, Rally lights make everything 1000% cooler, but the wheels and mirror makes this Juke look like a clown. That clown-ness makes this juke -1000% less cool.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Spaceball-Two
12/28/2013 at 23:30

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It knows you're talking about it. Its ears are red.


Kinja'd!!! wabbastang > Dunnik
01/04/2014 at 15:39

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I think it's less silly from the standpoint that someone decided to run with it an is obviously embracing it's insanity, as opposed to Nissan who spent millions of dollars to specifically engineer and subsequently and intentionally produce it.